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mynameisjonas

20 Ratings 12 Reviews

MY SCORES

Movies 1 TV 1 Music 3 Games 7

Average game review score: 9.7

Latest High Score:

Horizon Zero Dawn

Latest Low Score:

Monster Hunter: World

Score distribution:

Positive: 6 out of 7
Mixed: 1 out of 7
Negative: 0 out of 7

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Horizon Zero Dawn

Average User Score: 8.4

Nov 19, 2018

10

I'm genuinely sorry for giving this game a low review when it came out, for I was just a mad little zelda-loving ****. I thought this gameI'm genuinely sorry for giving this game a low review when it came out, for I was just a mad little zelda-loving ****. I thought this game looked similar to BOTW, and because this came out like a week before that did, I freaked out and gave it a 0. Being objective, both games do really different things, and both do them exceedingly well.

But a bit more on this game, it tells a very compelling story, has awesome combat, and it looks **** amazing 99% of the time. The face and body animations in conversation are pretty stilted and lifeless, and they come off a little creepy. It's just really noticeable in comparison to everything else, which just looks amazing. Things can get a little repetitive and grindy, but the story is defintiely worth playing through. I'd give this game an 8.2/10 overall, but I'll be nice and give it a 10 for being a little **** review bomber.… Expand

1 of 1 users found this helpful
Kirby Star Allies

Average User Score: 7.5

Mar 25, 2018

10

This game is a 10/10, so much fun to play with anybody. Whoever is giving this game these abysmal scores is missing the entire point

3 of 4 users found this helpful
Monster Hunter: World

Average User Score: 7.7

Jan 27, 2018

7

I want to provide an honest and balanced review from the perspective of someone who ultimately returned this game. It's not bad by any means.I want to provide an honest and balanced review from the perspective of someone who ultimately returned this game. It's not bad by any means. It's well-designed, and the combat is addictive, but in the end, I found that I would have little time for it with the bevy of other games at my disposal.

If you already like monster hunter, you'll like this game. I went out on a limb and tried it even though I've never played monster hunter before, because my game store near my house has a 7 day return policy.… Expand

12 of 31 users found this helpful
Celeste

Average User Score: 8.6

Jan 25, 2018

10

Wanna get this in before the peak minor indie hype explodes for this game. This game has:

1. Fluid mechanics and amazing level design thatWanna get this in before the peak minor indie hype explodes for this game. This game has:

1. Fluid mechanics and amazing level design that caters to it, they really pushed this game to its limits with what you can do with jumping, dashing and climbing.

2. Interesting story and characters

3. Amazing music

4. Very challenging and rewarding.

Best platformer I've played since Tropical Freeze.… Expand

6 of 8 users found this helpful
Super Bomberman R

Average User Score: 6.7

Mar 6, 2017

10

dope game bomberman is my crack dealer he gives me the goods with every game.

The voice acting is pretty annoying but other than that thisdope game bomberman is my crack dealer he gives me the goods with every game.

The voice acting is pretty annoying but other than that this game is crack… Expand

1 of 3 users found this helpful
1-2-Switch

Average User Score: 4.8

Mar 6, 2017

10

An absolute masterpiece of a game.

Ignore prompts for adequate space and putting on the wrist-strap and enjoy drunk carnage with friends.An absolute masterpiece of a game.

Ignore prompts for adequate space and putting on the wrist-strap and enjoy drunk carnage with friends.

Thank you Nintendo.… Expand

6 of 14 users found this helpful
Star Fox Zero

Average User Score: 7.4

Apr 29, 2016

10

The hate this game is getting is undeserved. It's well-designed, has excellent old-school replay value, and makes genuine use of the wii uThe hate this game is getting is undeserved. It's well-designed, has excellent old-school replay value, and makes genuine use of the wii u game pad, even though there is a learning curve to the controls. But you get better every time you play! In that sense, I truly feel like it's some kind of twisted arcade game that exists on the Wii U, where the main game takes only a few hours to beat, but it's about all the discoveries you make in game, and gaining satisfaction from the fact you've accomplished this. This game is hard, but it's rewarding. I don't think it's necessarily a 10, but all this hate for it makes me feel icky. I must do what I can to stand up for a great example of old school game design mixed with modern gaming technology.… Expand

5 of 12 users found this helpful