December 16, 2004 - There's an old saying that goes "You never get a second chance to make a first impression." I grew up believing this phrase... mostly because it is true. However, former theater critic/suspected spy/world famous literary figure Lemony Snicket has a distinctly different take on the concept of impressions.
- "I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong. You can look at a painting for the first time, for example, and not like it at all, but after looking at it a little longer you may find it very pleasing. The first time you try Gorgonzola cheese you may find it too strong, but when you are older you may want to eat nothing but Gorgonzola cheese." first paragraph, Chapter Three, page 27, A Series Of Unfortunate Events, Book The First: The Bad Beginning by Lemony Snicket.
Granted I was angry that my storytelling had been upstaged by this unknown individual, but he was a rather adept yarn spinner. It wasn't until the wee hours of the night that he and his wife decided to depart that I learned his true identity. And if it weren't for a lad by the name of Max I may have never known that I'd sat in the company of the world famous author, Lemony Snicket. As the storyteller rose to leave, young Max, the nephew of the hostess, jumped up from his spot on the floor where he had been listening to the stories unfold with a certain amount of intensity. He scrambled around for a pen and some paper, eventually settling on a holiday napkin and a scoop of frosting scraped from one of the cakes on the buffet table. He approached the pretentious, arrogant blowhard, offered up the napkin and palmful of frosting and gingerly asked for an autograph. The blowhard obliged, licked the remaining frosting from his index finger, donned his overcoat and with a tip of his hat, departed. Curious as to why young Max would want an autograph from such a person, I inquired as to whom the mysterious storyteller was. I was immediately informed that it had been none other than Lemony Snicket, word famous author.
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As you already are well aware (that is if you have actually been paying attention), I am now a firm believer in the latter (that would be Mr. Snicket's theory of first impressions) for when I met him the second time he was nothing short of gracious and well-mannered. In short, I found myself intrigued by him in much the same way that I'm sure young Max had been on that cold, blustery night long ago.
Before I proceed any further I feel the need to expose something. Lemony Snicket and a man named Daniel Handler are one and the same. My meeting was arranged with Mr. Handler to discuss the works of Mr. Snicket, specifically the first three books of his A Series of Unfortunate Events series, which have thusly been turned into a feature length film starring Jim Carrey. Upon entering the brightly lit hotel suite he had commandeered for the day Handler/Snicket, dressed in a tan colored suit, scuffed up Spectators, and a colorful Hugo Boss tie, jumped up from his seat, rushed to the door and enthusiastically shook my hand. This was not the same pretentious, arrogant blowhard I'd met before; I can assure you of that. Second impressions settled in, we seated ourselves across from one another and addressed the business at hand. To cop a bit from the Lemony Snicket style guide, business at hand is a phrase which here means "we began to converse about the books and the film"...